It’s 2:30 AM and I’m in the men’s bathroom and someone was in another stall and I starting blaring the Thomas The Tank Engine theme and I literally heard them stop peeing out of fear
how do you know it was fear and not arousal?
I like to think we live in a nice world and not the one you just created
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this is what it’s like getting anon asks on this site sometimes
(Source: graynard, via hostilemuppet)
honestly my dad is such a freak he never says goodnight like a normal person he just says “i’ll be back” and he goes upstairs and when you ask where he is or go looking for him hes asleep and the next morning when you see him he just says “good morning im back’ like what is wrong with him
(via phase2)
whenever pewdiepie would do his signature “brofist” i would put my head to my monitor, close my eyes, and imagine it blowing straight through the back of my skull like a 12 gauge shotgun
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agent: this is area 51, where the aliens live
me: cool
agent: and over there is area 69, where the aliens… uh…
me: what
agent: ….
me: what do they do there
(Source: fartgallery, via jexi)
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